Built with intent

Merch for people who know the real bugs are never on the happy path.

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What this store is

This is not generic developer swag. It is a tighter line built around auth, systems thinking, and the kind of engineering humour that still looks good outside a conference hall. A bit of 8-bit attitude, a bit of clean modern design, and products that feel deliberate instead of mass-produced.

Motion with restraint

Current drop

A focused auth-themed collection with enough personality to be memorable and enough restraint to stay wearable. The point is not noise. The point is recognition.

CourseDigital

Auth Under Attack Mini Course

This is a compact course built around the messy reality of authentication, not the polished login form in a product demo. It covers session expiry, password reset, MFA step-up, recovery paths, and the shortcuts that quietly weaken a system. Made for engineers and testers who want sharper instincts around auth instead of vague best-practice theatre.

£49Explore

Auth Under Attack Mini Course cover artwork

HoodieHot

Session Expired Hoodie

Session expiry is one of those tiny moments that tells you whether a product was thought through properly or not. This hoodie turns that feeling into a clean, wearable piece with a restrained auth joke and a solid silhouette. It is subtle enough to wear anywhere and specific enough that the right people get it instantly.

£68Explore

HoodieHot

No Internet No Problem Hoodie

A simple offline joke, cleaned up properly. The pixel graphic gives it the right amount of retro energy, while the wording keeps it dry and understated. It is the kind of piece that lands instantly with the right people and still looks good as an actual hoodie, not just a merch item.

£68Explore

No Internet No Problems Hoodie product image

T-ShirtNew

401 Unauthorized Tee

There is something satisfying about how direct a 401 is. No fluff, no pretending, just a hard boundary. This tee takes that energy and turns it into a minimal design that feels sharp rather than gimmicky. Recognisable to technical people, still clean enough for everyone else.

£32Explore

Shop the current drop

Keep the catalogue small. Give each item room. Make the decision feel calm and obvious. That is better for trust and better for conversion.

Hot

Session Expired Hoodie

A heavyweight hoodie built around one of the most universally annoying truths in software.

£68.00

£82.00

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New

401 Unauthorized Tee

A clean tee built around the bluntest message in the auth stack.

£32.00

£38.00

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Desk favourite

Shift Left Mug

A desk mug for people who would rather catch problems early than explain them later.

£18.00

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